• Sam Morrison

    My Aesthetic is Paint Cans.

  • Sam is...

    A Funny Person First. An Actor Second. A Homosexual Also First. Yoga Pants a Priority as Well.

  • Media

    Sam Morrison performs at Westside Comedy Club

    West Side Comedy Club, NYC

    Sam Morrison Performs at Queerotica

    Vaginas are magical and carrot juice is crazy.

    Sam Morrison Performs at Broadway Comedy Club

    Broadway Comedy Club, NYC

    Gay men flaunt their sexualities too much.

    Sam Morrison at The Stand

    Sam is going to raise the gayest 6 year old

    Excerpt From Bowdoin College

    Have you seen a straight man in his happy place?

    Comedy Reel 2016

    New York City, NY

    Features Gotham Comedy Club, Greenwich Comedy Club, UCB East, Nuyorican Cafe, and Risley Theatre.

    Coming Soon: We're Going to the Moon!

    Lunar Landing, Moon

    We're working hard to build ships that service an express route from the Provincetown Ferry.

  • Upcoming Shows

    Message Sam before getting tickets. Discounts available.

    Urban Vegan Kitchen

    Monday, June 25th 6PM @

    Urban Vegan Kitchen

    Queerotica at Queerly!!

    Monday, June 25th 7PM @ Kraine Theatre

    House Show

    Tuesday, June 26th 10PM @ Greenwich Village Comedy Club

    Clayton Fletcher Show

    Friday, June 29th 8PM @ Greenwich Village Comedy Club

    Rooftop Comedy

    Saturday, June 30th 8PM @ Williamsburg Rooftop

    Under St. MArks

    SAturday, June 30th 10PM @ Under St. Marks

    Say Yes Collective

    SAturday, June 30th 10:30PM @

    Bklyn Rooftop

    HOT! Festival Kickoff

    Monday, July 2nd 7pm @ Dixon Place Theatre

    Wine and Sleaze

    Monday, July 2nd 8PM @ Halyards

    Slaughtered Lamb Pub

    Monday, July 2nd 8PM @ Slaughtered Lamb Pub

    Hostel Show

    Tuesday, July 3rd 9:30PM @ Hostel 103rd + Amsterdam

    Pacific Standup

    Thursday, July 5th 8PM @ Pacific Standard

    Grisly Pear

    Thursday, July 5th 11:45PM @ Grisly Pear

    UCB Gentrify

    Friday, July 6th 10:30PM @ UCB East

    Hideout Comedy

    Saturday, July 7th 8PM @ The Hideout

    Hello, Daddy! @ Bear Week

    Saturday, July 8 - 11 7PM @ Sage Inn

    The Platform

    Saturday, July 14 8PM @ The Platform

    Jazz on the Park Hostel

    Sunday, July 15 8:30PM @ Jazz on the Park Hostel

    Chani and Cher

    July 15th 8PM @ Branded Saloon

    Slaughtered Lamb Pub

    Monday, July 16th 8PM @ Slaughtered Lamb Pub

    Greenwich Village Comedy Club

    Monday, July 16th 7:30PM @ Greenwich Village Comedy Club

    Broadway Comedy Club

    Monday, July 16th 11PM @ Broadway Comedy Club

    AMBUSHat Two Boots

    Tuesday, July 17th 8:30PM @ Two Boots


    Tuesday, July 17th 9PM @ Metropolitan Bar

    Cocktails & Comedy

    Friday, July 20th 7PM @ Williamsburg Apartment

    Living Room Show

    Friday, July 20th 9PM @ Postmark Cafe

    Auburn Public Theatre

    Saturday, July 21st 8PM @ Auburn Public Theatre


    Monday, July 23rd 8:30PM @ QED

    Hotel Rivington

    Tuesday, July 24th 7:30PM @ Hotel Rivington

    The Duck Show

    July 24th 8PM @ Otto's

    Hello, Daddy!

    Thursday, July 26th 9PM @ Dixon Place Theatre


    Friday, July 27th 7:30PM at Oppa

    West Side Comedy Club

    Friday, July 27th 11PM

    Collection Box Comedy

    Saturday, July 28th 6PM @ Triple Crown Ale House

    Moth Balls

    Saturday, July 28th 9PM @ PIT

    Soho Playhouse

    Saturday, July 28th 11PM @ Soho Playhouse

    Beauty Bar

    Sunday, July 29th 9PM @ Beauty Bar

    Haunted Comedy

    Monday, July 30th 8PM @ Slaughtered Lamb Pub

    Broadway Comedy Club

    Monday, July 30th 11PM @ Broadway Comedy Club

    Paul Bennet's Show

    Tuesday, July 31st 9PM @

    West Side Comedy Club

    Wednesday, August 1st 8PM at West Side Comedy Club

    Grisly Pear

    Saturday, August 4th 4PM at Grisly Pear

    Comic Strip Live

    Saturday, August 4th Midnight

    Broadway Comedy Club

    Monday, August 6th 8PM @ Broadway Comedy Club

    Grisly Pear

    Tuesday, August 7th 10PM


    Wednesday, August 8th 7PM @ Strand Bookstore

    Double Plus Good

    Wednesday, August 8th 8PM @ Pacific Standard

    Grisly Pear

    Thursday, August 9th 11PM @ Grisly Pear

    Rooftop Comedy

    Friday, August 10th 8PM @ Williamsburg Rooftop

    Old Man Hustle

    Saturday, August 11th 8PM

    Black X White

    Sunday, August 12th 7PM @ Williamsburg Apartment

    Yonkers Comedy Club

    Sunday, August 12th 7:30PM at Yonkers Comedy Club

    Monday, August 13th 7:30PM @ Greenwich Village Comedy Club

    Haunted Comedy

    Monday, August 13th 8PM @ Slaughtered Lamb Pub

    Grisly Pear

    Monday, August 13th 10PM @ Grisly Pear

    Rich Kiamco's Show

    Tuesday, August 14th 8PM at GROVE

    One Liner Madness

    Tuesday, August 14th 9PM @ RAR Bar

    Greenwich Village Comedy Club

    Wednesday, August 15th 7:30PM

    Side Dish

    August 15th 9:30PM @ Esther & Carol's

    Wing it!

    Thursday, August 16th 8PM @ Berg'n

    The Comic's Table

    Thursday, August 16th 9PM @ VSpot

    Robot Hospital

    Friday, August 17th 8PM at Freddy's


    HOSTING Saturday, August 18th 8PM @

    The Park View

    219 Dyckman Street

    Apartment Show

    Sunday, August 19th 8PM @ Apartment

    Smash Gold

    Monday, August 20th 7PM at New York City Comedy Club

    Plan B!

    Monday, August 20th 9:30PM

    Mel's Burger Bar

    Tuesday, August 21st 9PM at Mel's Burger Bar

    Way Station

    Wednesday, August 22nd 9PM @ Way station

    Creek And Cave

    Opening for Camille Theobald

    Friday, August 24th 8PM

    Black Cat LES

    Friday, August 24th 8PM @ Black Cat LES

    New York Comedy Club

    Sunday, August 26th 7PM at New York Comedy Club

    Classy Cunts

    August 27th 8PM @ Village Lantern

    Haunted Comedy

    Monday, August 27th 8PM @ Slaughtered Lamb Pub


    August 28th 9:30PM @ The Tank

    2 Hilarious

    Wednesday, August 29th 7PM at Slane Bar

    10 Minute Set

    August 30th 8PM @ Cobra Club

    Grisly Pear

    Friday, August 31st 6PM

    Greenwich Village Comedy Club

    Friday, August 31st 8PM

    Broadway Comedy Club

    Monday, September 3rd 11PM at Broadway Comedy Club


    Tuesday, September 4th 9PM @ Father Knows Best


    Wednesday, September 6th 7:30PM at Strand Bookstore


    Friday, September 7th 8PM at Niagara Bar

    Suite Bar

    Saturday, September 8th 5-6:30PM @ Suite Bar

    The Bruise

    Sunday, September 9th 8pm @ Idlewild bar

    Haunted Comedy

    Monday, September 10th 8PM @ Slaughtered Lamb Pub

    Myq Kaplan & Friends

    Monday, September 10th 8:30PM at QED


    Wednesday, September 12th 8PM @ Mad Tropical

    Ed Sullivan on Acid

    Monday, September 17 9PM at Freddy's Bar

    Laugh Through the Pain

    Wednesday, September 19th 7:30PM @ QED

    Le Concussion Comedy

    Thursday, September 20th 8:30PM @ Le Chile (839 W 181st St)

    Bed Time Stories

    Saturday, September 22nd 9PM at Cherry Tree Bar

    Haunted comedy

    Monday, September 24th 8PM at Slaughtered Lamb Pub

    Broadway Comedy Club

    Monday, September 24th 11PM at Broadway Comedy Club

    Hass Mercy

    Wednesday, September 26th 8:30PM @ Local 138

    Fingerlakes Comedy Festival

    September 28 - 30

    Bingo N' Laughs

    October 8th 8:30PM at The Rochard

    Penn State Greater Allegheny

    10/10 12:15 PM

    Westmoreland College

    10/11 11:00 AM

    Penn State Mont Alto

    10/11 8:30 PM

    Creek & Cave

    Thursday, October 18th 10pm @ Creek and Cave


    October 19 - 21

    Comedy Ugly

    October 31st @ Stand Up NY

    Homo Comicus

    Wednesday, November 7th @ Gotham Comedy Club

    Hello, Daddy! in Hudson Valley

    Friday, November 10th 8PM

    Comic Strip Live Audition

    Tuesday, December 4th 9PM

  • Press Coverage

    White Men in Lab Coats Find Sam Funny.

    Mogul's New York City Comedians to Look Out For in 2018

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    Sam is featured as one of Mogul's 2018 NYC Comics to Look Out For

    Welcome to The Samuel Morrison Show, Entertainment Guaranteed

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    "He is animated, speaks quickly, and relentlessly delivers joke-after-joke, each with increasing intensity and outrage. It’s actually amazing. He grabs your attention and makes you want more."

    Provincetown Magazine

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    Featured Comedian

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